Will the Chancellor have Balls?

Posted on April 26, 2007
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A better than average attempt by the Economist today to convince us all that Ed Balls should be Chancellor under Gordon’s regime. It seems to suggest that because Ed’s had so much influence over economic policy in the UK, and will continue to do so under Gordon, you might as well make him Chancellor…it’s easier that way.

I wouldn’t put my money on Ed getting the Chancellorship- Jack’s got to be rewarded for the leadership campaign he’s running. Also Ed’s biggest problem, as the Economist eloquently points out, is

“for someone of such high intelligence, he can sound oddly inarticulate, like a badly programmed speak-your-weight machine”.

Ed is much better behind the scenes working the levers.

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The early years

Posted on April 26, 2007
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Just in case you missed last night’s background report on Gordon, here’s Channels 4’s dusted down footage again.

What can we learn from this?

Well, it seems that whilst he was Rector of Edinburgh University, not only did he intimidate the academic staff, he also took over, acting like he was in charge of everything. As the Principal said “sometimes student Rectors seemed to think that once they are Rector that this is equivalent to being PM, which is a complete misunderstanding of their role.” Sound familiar?!

Also note his brother’s response when asked if Gordon’s a control freak:

“I dont see him as a control freak…I..I..just don’t see that..um..being Gordon. Urmmm I think (pause)…he’s (brother struggling for an answer). He likes, he likes to know what is happening and..you know..does that make someone a control freak?”

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Tracking Gordon - homework edition

Posted on April 24, 2007
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Today Brown visited another school, where he reassuringly told the kids he’s no good at maths.  Must have been a boost for the kids knowing that to be Chancellor you don’t need maths.

He also made the mistake of tucking his trousers into his shoes.  It could be worse, he could have done a Major (having his shirt tucked into his pants). 

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Mili-Me EU deal?

Posted on April 24, 2007
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Le Croche-Pied is spreading an interesting rumour about why Miliband isn’t standing against Brown.  It suggests there was an agreement between Blair and Brown over the EU Constitution, with Miliband agreeing to support Brown on the condition that Brown agrees to have a proactive European policy.  I thought it was because Mili-Me realised he won’t get the votes he needs, couldn’t beat Brown and would sacrifice his political career.  

There have been some suggestions that Brown is willing to take a more proactive approach towards the EU.  David Rennie wrote this sometime ago, pointing out Brown’s attempt to build bridges with our European partners.

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Brown’s unofficial official campaign begins

Posted on April 20, 2007
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Labour MPs are being canvassed to vote for Brown as the rumour spreads that Blair will resign on 9th May. The Guardian has some initial figures of support giving:

Brown - 217 MPs

McDonnell - 40 MPs

Meacher - 3 MPs

That leaves 92 undecided, clearly enough for a Blairite challenger.

Update. 21st March:

The Telegraph is reporting that Brown has 200.  It reports that Miliband believes he does not have enough support from MPs to challenge Brown.

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Scottish business snubs Labour says SNP

Posted on April 19, 2007
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There’s an interesting accusation the SNP are putting about today concerning Labour’s Scottish campaign.  Supposedly, Labour sent out a letter to business chiefs in an attempt to sure up support against Scottish independence.  Unfortunately this had to be withdrawn after no one was willing to sign it.  Looks like this says more about how unpopular Labour is rather than business being in favour of independence. 

As an example of good timing, Gordon’s visiting a Scottish ship yard in Scotstoun today to speak about how well the Scottish economy is doing.

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Brown to stay till 2014?

Posted on April 18, 2007
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“Brown will only be PM for seven years”, the Indy tells us today, quoting one of Brown’s closest colleagues.  But this certainly appears more like a false promise intended to convince others not to challenge him, than a real pledge.

Such a pledge would put the next election in 2010, whereas it seems certain to be in 2009.  If Brown does win this election, then there’s a good chance he’ll try to hang on for as long as possible.  Power is addictive: Brown would only leave when the position is finally wrestled from his big clunking fists.

What this does show is that if the Brown camp are coming up with coded deals to convince Blairites not to stand, they’re clearly scared of a challenge.

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Site maintenance

Posted on April 15, 2007
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I’ll be upgrading the Wordpress installation this afternoon so some things might be broken for the next couple of hours.

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They don’t call it the “Brown Bottom” for nothing

Posted on April 15, 2007
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I knew it would not be long before someone did a story on Brown’s gold rush (they don’t call it the “Brown Bottom” for nothing). According to the Sunday Times, the decision to sell off the gold was made without discussions with the Bank of England and cost the taxpayer £2bn.

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A post-celebrity Britain?

Posted on April 14, 2007
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Today the Guardian treated us to a 2 minute podcast on Gordon Brown informing us that Britain is moving away from its celebrity obsessed culture to more concern for “what lies behind the character or the personality.”  According to Gordon people care about more than just fame and money.

To prove that he doesn’t care about being a celebrity, shortly after the interview, Gordon got himself on a plane to Washington and met up with George Bush.  Everyone knows that meeting up with an unpopular US President is not going to improve your celebrity status.

But such meetings are as much about what Weber called self-legitimation, as convincing anyone at home that he’s going to be the next PM.  Meeting up with the most powerful man in the world does wonders to impress upon yourself how important you are, even if your coronation plans are looking uncertain.

Self-legitimation must also partly be the reason he’s been spending so much time with celebrities, such as Kylie, recently.

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