Tracking Gordon - buying the beers
Not only was Gordon in Watford, Knebworth and the Imagination Gallery in Central London, he also popped into the Marquis of Granby in Westminster for a quick half.
Ok it was only a cardboard stand up…look out for attack ads staring this particular image.
Tracking Gordon - homework edition
Today Brown visited another school, where he reassuringly told the kids he’s no good at maths. Must have been a boost for the kids knowing that to be Chancellor you don’t need maths.
He also made the mistake of tucking his trousers into his shoes. It could be worse, he could have done a Major (having his shirt tucked into his pants).
Role reversal
News 24 is as accurate as ever:

Hattip: Anorak
Preparing for Budget Day #1
It’s nearly that day of the year again where we find out how much more we’re going to pay on fags, beer and petrol (beer actually being more expensive than petrol per litre). In the run up to Budget Day on Wednesday, here are some essentials for you.
#1 - Working Lunch have created an essential Gordon Brown kit which can be downloaded here.
Cut out your own Gordon Brown hair, Official box and speech bubble.
Would you work for Gordon?
Do you like to be at your desk at 7am? Are you willing to take phone calls any time, day or night, to discuss current affairs? Do you mind working weekends, holidays and Christmas day?
If the answer is yes then there may still be room for you in Brown’s kitchen cabinet. But hurry, although no official announcement has been made, positions are filling quickly. Although this could be probably apocryphal.
Previous applicants and position holders should not reapply.
Gordon Brown’s politics for beginners
For those who want to understand Brown in 3 minutes:
Nothing is what it appears to be
Gordon has a secret alter ego it seems, or just a budding ambition to be a super hero. Thanks to Martin Paling for this spot.

